foreword.i wrote the rap psalms in this set back in um 2001 i think. originally posted them to the circling the square forums. at the time i couldnt; find any discordian forums. oddly. then agian, almost a year later the only discordian forum i coudkl find was the profane dog, which is only discordian in the greater sense, or soemthing. anyways, thsi was durign th efoolish wiseman period, and severly influenced by those meditations. as wella s soem pop culture, finnegan's wake, and other stuff as well. why rap psalms? well i always wrote them to a rap beat in my head, liek i was rappin em out. or soemthing. i cant' rap at all, so instead i wrote em i guess. anyways enjoy.
note:this are in no particualr order. i may have them dated somewhere, but not really sure.
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unreadable filery
topped with debauchery
small text
and little flecks
of paint on my tainted
rented filoharmony
disarmoury
farn to he be it me or be it
reads
ye see?
tedious hours and lack of
an absence of slack
combine to make filateract
and counteract productivity
moderactivity frivolity
dismembered and final
pollutions of the mind
body and uber
hosehead
where did my keys go?
did they fly down a flow and get caught
in an undertow?
wearing black for the sinners
and the saints
i walk the line between the this tangent and the one
which interconnects
between fecks and freholi chalupa meccs
messed perogative s and bleedin
durogatives pleadin for
lager and logs a log over at the next dimmension
retension of carbon monoxide
electrocide for hide of plide
how a boot some
karmasutra overdrive?----------------------------------
righto
blighto
talk to the errand grotto
nosomuch a follower of foolishness
as and idiot of much high standing and oral disparity
walked on down the hall and walked through door
fell through the floor
and was renamed a boor.
so how's aboot some more?
for to the aft and come about stat!!!
rattatatatat mack on the knife
for the life o ya redye me area
fair o ya to listen to such inane drivel
but who needs actions when you've got words?
birds fly round o'er head
before breaking bread some philistines like to make their beds
while other pangians follow the moon around without so much
as making a sound!!
astound!! my good hound, his name is pound
flowndered in to the shoreline with notso much as a thing on my mind
rewind to the biginning and you've got the end...--------------------------
disremember me
drink tea with
sea to sea
pgoda dumplings and
mister b. free
teedle lee
meat ta ba
merkaba
and eschatons
what's the one with over head mirror on?
sed fee madammoislele de la cotter frat enac
welcome back welcome back wlecome back
sililiwack attract
and contain
pertaining to
to entertain
mass caterect smacker back
with mad tact and lack of
the knack
fee olies a la bouche
touche' a counterenour
erect a direct link
to the central juxtapol
reciprocals being the
inverse negative
can't imagine why i'm
decadent
perenative and hesitant
wezinit?
on the oot an oot
what a boot deeese eh?
foray into hooray
this day today
and yesterday
forget to say hey
and come ondown
this way
ooompay a les
dejeuners------------------------------------
hum dingy dat
didgeridoo
hopalong horab
marovian who?
mastery of
flatulency pastery and
phrase
pays by the hour
no chance of a raise
it's the latest craze
and not just phase
get on down and let go of that
rage
for hey alll
layall
day old biscuits
cogniteries
itinereries
and waves of
blue
mu
moo
new too day
is old yesterday
come on out and play
raze the day and
seize the maize!
germanium fell out of my skull
and my fuckin ear still hurts!-----------------------
what is a free verse and what is it for?
paying for lagers, bazooka joints and whores!is that a haiku?
or just a really crappy short poem?is it poetry at all?
or some kind of post-ancient psalm?what is all this about palms?
fronds are nice too, too have in agarden
what is that about nicaraguan?
margerine causes asthma, a litlle known fact, while butter is good for you, it keeps
you alive!no that doesn;'t seem to work does?
plus halls izit plus wiznit
caniption fit
a tit
bit back and wacked upon the paperback
i want my babyback, baby back, babyback ribs
tibs and quids for good little squids.
got figs? >p> -----------------------vormarcular mishanguinans
romaculous spectaculous
morphean dispair!
i walked upon a particular particle
on the road to the fair
mexican derivataves formaticulously oin place
fromever where we geshands lie upon face of earth.
masive regressive fasta dn depressive from teh
fiery bond above that lie in the shadow yonder
from whence we die forneve rmore and ever
ignored vorechilia funkadelica perogative by
whence the thre cam etogether formt eh shore sof
the misbegotten land for but a span of tiem
described in a figurative fashion-----------------------------
rockenin and talkinin
just rappenin about what's happpenin
i got fullon fard guard
jiggly reef hard
on that splifff and hold it in
theat smoke absorbinin to you lung adn then you float here
jus chill here
drinkinin a beer here
and have laugh there.
there be ladies, invisible but i see em
comin out of the wordwork
flasterback
faster than your flash in a moment
attonement for punkin and yoinkinin
yer phone and stereos
flerios posible for cheerios
you know i dunno why you'd feer me yo
hear me yo tic tac talkin it back on back with funky fried chicken track. dig it?-----------------------------
(introduction)
going out for a smoke at 3:48am this morning,
i suddenly noticed the soft sound of a gentle breeze. in the distance birds singing
like sex crazed ex-convicts on the day of release. the night sky colour a shade of
putrid red by a nearby megacity and the faint odor of a myriad of toxic chemicals.
walking in circles day to day and watching the other robots running in circles too.
colors and sounds and smells. i walked around an area defined by lines of
concrete. the widest of which is a river of metal plastic glass flesh and various
liquids.
reading i look up to the sky but the sun looks at me and my eyes burn.
i am awake and then i am sleeping, but what happens in between? my slack
account grows by the hour. any body want a loan? i've go the best rates on slack
around and i'm obviously stoned.(from the foolishwiseman period)
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here's something for irony
i've got an iron knee
i once peed off a tree
overhead brain drain tired of the same lame game
do ya dig it?
do you get it?
how far must we walk before we get home?
lalallalalalalal dumbely dumb
horace
horatio
florence
fame
begone with the fools
the wise now rise from the east
one ugly beast
beer contains yeast
meats are sometimes rare among theunclean
vegetarians were right but don't give up the fight.
soy tofu and whatelse are agianst god's will
firreal
how should i feel
to treat you lke i do?
i reammed you through
what is there left to do.
just fallgreat tings
liza brings
get ondown with hoola hoop dreams
what's this
a piece of piss
feebly freed
i need a favour
do you know any ravers?howwaboot slavers?
nuffothisnonsense
reticence is foolishness
and i'm full outso here we go
on a backbrainedmultiframedexperience
all you need i s23^23 perceptions
a cup of coffee
and maybe six magic beans
)but why not 5 beans? i thought you were a monk of our lady!(
well didn't i say maybe?!
and on the side
when did tfw die?
when the omniscient became ignorant, and i became am
or whatever that meantya see folks, what is is
what will be, may be
and what was is for the cia to decide, so whatever, x-box is a lox, i'd rather have a
commodore 64, than work 60 some odd hour for some nerd's revenge.and if polomino talks, well...
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Full on to Retarded-dom
remember th astrodome!
Swiss Cheese!
and artichokes!
hoor-ah! for the funky 5
the loyyd and
the filler
un-
unite for a fight with forces of
order
border on sanity with a pausefor
tranquility
then get in your multicoloured
fighter jet
and nuke those evil mothers!------------
frame
dream
tame
soliloquy
vestibule of mediocrity
i just want to be average
everyone 5'8"
160lbs
fair to the hair
-rier
taxidermy for the beautiful
sicophant
psycho killer
que'ce que ce?
nevermind
set the controls for the heart of
the sun
and transmute dynamicity into
reciprocacity
in the age of discombopulation
illustration come real
and the paranormal can be had for
a great deal
meal times are anytime
and the children are
addicted to
coffee----------------------
[excerpt from post]
lawdy-daw
hawdy-godisafunnyfellowwhopaintsthingsyellowandlivesinsidemyhead
eaththatjjoyce---------------------
flip flops were in vented long before
hip hop
but funny things happen
runny themes
and i can't seem to find my tele
fono
just the other day i saw a big yellow stag
chasing an
suv
down
the
freeway
where it occured to
me
that oddity is a tree
that grows______________=+)apples(
sitting on the fence i
walk the line
and find
a rain storm
perched upone
the roof far
above the nightmare
of
a waking dream
)like gene simmons always said "everything in moderation...(-----------------------------------
i saw a very silly thing today.
just before breakfast.
and right after lunch
a hole in the air
one to beware
for four fnords came scrambling
out-of-there
running around the room and eating all the furniture
though they were invisible
they smelled like
fuaoisdansdnasidiARGGGarrgARRRGGGuggggghhgsdsydgjnklk,
which is pretty damn nasty
if yer within six feet
after having eating the furniture
they decided they liked the smell
of my tasty flesh
noticing the closeness
of the stench
i sicked my snark on them
causing them to softly
and slowly disappear
which is 7/10 better than going quite painfully and fairly quickly
ton erew gniht hcus gniht a deedni yllis yrev a---------------------------
shlapstick
rapshtick
backwhipped
slapitbackup
while i smack my bitch up
crackshitthepavementhard
andi'vefallen
into a
tub of lard
yards'rnoyards
thembisgotithard
what'saretardifnot
rarelyguard
ed
pieceofchocolatedelightcake
with sprinkles?
i have to go tinkle
orelse i may fall through a
-^-^-^-^-^-^-wrinkle-^^-^-^
into anotherdimension
asmotherdemented
rememberyourrented
and dont get dented
before i hent at ya
went at ya
cataracts
on the cat racks
flat on my back again
with no sense of my head or
heaven
theysayithas somethingtodo
with seven
or possibbly eleven
those are the winning number one may say.
but then you'd have to pay for your debts
beforeentering
what?
the fot
themot
'sclamatorsputingoingawayparty
dummy
oh'sthatso
yes it tis
wellthat'sawfulfunny
honey
so come on over and do the twist!
yeah ahh!damnyourweakwrists
smallfistsleavesmallmarks
small remarks for such large women!.'. .'.
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immaculate tractors
puling filth fatories
mako tractories
evporating maps
laps around a circuit
shirkit
lurk in it
get with it
find the sun if you want to
go on
and run
through your life
strife
brings union
onions are underneath
a man on a horse with no name
no wife and no moustache
misticulate upon the fecal remains
klingons are hatefull and will be dealt with
by drawing and quartering the offending tribe
fans of clans will be
beheaded
redded
meted
despotism is a rather lovely method
refitted for the modern era.
the ocean is a desert with its secrets below
and the perfect disguise above
i've somehow forgotten my name
and on my ordinary plane
quaint refusals
will get several rebuttals
and im out of flaxual deranged
.'. .'.
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