Murder via Truffle Shuffle, Killing the Hours

Regarding the challenge:

With both tofu and fries concerned
I will be full when I adjourn
With lilting words and phrases turned
My victory quite justly earned
For when it comes to time surpassed
And roughshod trainyard beards and ale
Though you may ARGH you are outclassed
And all for naught, to no avail

However many books you've read
You havent yet been schooled with time
Eventually my words will shred
Although they may not always rhyme
Your terrified toddlers are scared terrific
But I spend my hours with projects prolific
Selectively spreading a plot so specific
That even Chunk Cohen could follow the loss
Where chopsticks and street fighters dance with precision
A sacred celestial cimmerian vision
A dangerous past-time, a crash course collision
Of rampant provision and swift coup de grace

So shine on you crazy diamond
Although youre sure to come upon
A colder face and blinding light
A Jedi I, not Padawan

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