Enrico's List

People who have attempted to assassinate Enrico Salazar, and failed:

-Ritzibottom Salazar
-Lyndon B. Johnson
-Fidel Castro
-Ernesto "Che" Guevara
-Richard M. Nixon
-G. Gordon Liddy
-Idi Amin (Enrico owed $25)
-Chico Salazar
-Stumpi Salazar
-Antoni Del Mar
-Pierre Trudeau
-Margaret Trudeau
-Richard R. Lewis
-Geoffrey Lewis (he took Enrico's role over on tv's "Flo")
-Jimmy Carter
-Slim Witman
-Ronald Reagan
-George Bush, Sr.
-Saddam Hussein
-John Holmes
-Pat Robertson
-Todd Bridges
-The Kid from "Deliverance"
-Conrad Bain (for Todd Bridges, who was in jail at the time)
-Sue Johansen
-Usama Bin Laden
-Rush Limbaugh
-Ted Nugent
-J. T. Taylor
-Max Casella
-Jeb Bush
-Boris Yeltsin
-Misty Mosher
-Catherine Keener
-Robert Shea
-Anton LeVay
-Wilson Pickett
-Lawrence Tierney
-Angie Everheart
-Saddam Hussein (again)
-Kim Jong
-Ann Coulter

In that order. And there are probably some Enrico has forgotten about by now.

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