Now harKen,
oh Children of Eris!
to the Story
of your Stellar Mater,
Star of notorious patter,
Never one to flatter
teh vain Glorious whores
Assembled for Paris.
How the Lark begins?
A game,
spin the tale
on Zeus,
Ceres' serial goose rapist
he feted Peleus and Thetis
on Limbo Peak
Eris Uninvited
Waxed wroth at the Snub
but delighted in
partaking of no buns
She would
even the score
with a Golden Apple
thrown upon the floor.
Hera,Athena,Aphrodite
Scrabbled grabapplewards
fighting mightily for
the prize enscribed 'Kallisti'
"to the prettiest" whilst
Zeus migrained and took
his own name in vain
when asked to choose
eluding that noose via Paris
Thus
three came bribing
coniving,all sophistry
A kingdumb, whizdumb,
how dumb these three?
Paris chose the love of
'the most beautiful woman in the world'
and what of 'KALLISTI'?
Helen,trophy-toy,
Wife of Menelaus brings down
the house of Troy
Boy, oh boy!
what a grand ploy!
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