Delusions of Gangsteur

I say, I am conversing with full mental capacity
Alas, I am currently residing in an incarceration facility
Simply because some gentlemen do not concur with how I choose to express myself
I become collinear and muse like a buddhist
The words which I am dropping are full of flavor and very wond'rous, and I have
inherited this behavior from my forebearers
But the way with which I proceed is necessary to the process!
You may place the blame on Ice Cube, for he states that it gets very pleasingly complicated
When one is expounding with both a subject and a predicate
Notwithstanding, when this is placed upon a stirring percussion
It will make you contemplate!
Some simpletons make me chortle with glee
Quite to my stomache, because they fail to speak well the way I do
Are you aware? Well, I will tell you, I will not hesitate to speak ill of one (aha!)
Perhaps even two before I am through
So do not even attempt to sing this!
Some gentlemen speak as if they were expounding science
Verily, I speak the proper English!
For even if Yella
Lends only voices to this track, and no instruments
I still express. O, I don't partake in marijuana or other mind altering substences
For it is known to impair your mental facilities
And such impairment while on the microphone would be ill advised
T'would do nothing but perhaps making a halfwit and you unto equals
I say to you, nary, do not become another sequel Express oneself!
Do it well
Express oneself!
Forsooth, come and do it well!

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Excuse me, madam, could you do me a favor and extricate yourself from your
position directly in front of me? Extricate yourself, ma'am, and I would be greatly appreciative.

Good heavens! Fisticuffs have erupted!
I am going to batter you and knock you unconscious!
Move yourself away from me! Protect your mouth and face!
We are incapable of remaining stationary right now.
I have been imbibing alcohol all night, in addition to smoking marijuana,
and I am entertaining thoughts of discharging a firearm into your face.
If your companions attempt to assist you, they will be summarily gunned down.
We sow discord all throughout the town, disrupting the natural order of things.
Your eyes do not deceive you; we are in charge of this neighborhood.
I have no time nor tolerance for you loose women who simply want access to my coffers.
Is your posterior equipped with a protective device? No, sir.
I pilot my horseless-carriage down the thoroughfare at speeds in excess of one hundred miles per hour;
If you are driving at a safe speed, I would whole-heartedly advise you to yield to me, lest we suffer a dreadful accident.
My judgement is impaired by drink, but this is no surprise or rare occasion as I have long battled with substance abuse.
I am about to most enthusiastically strike you with my vehicle.

Excuse me, madam, could you do me a favor and extricate yourself from your
position directly in front of me? Extricate yourself, ma'am, and I would be greatly appreciative.

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Halt! Pull yourself together man, and listen!
I've returned at last with artifice of power most wond'rous.
Some strange and terrible muse has taken hold of my senses,
Bringing poetry with the sting of a mariner's barb every hour of the day.
When will my torment end? Alas, I know not
Once the proud light of day is extinguished, we all become something else.

In the most horrifying of ways I command attention and take hold of the crowd
like a vagabond, incendiary power illuminating all and sundry without the benefit of flint or tinder.

Frolic! Descend upon the amplification before it implodes - is it some concoction of
Madcap that addles your senses so? Alas, no. It is none other than your
humble narrator. My poetry is as toxic as the serpent's bite - my curse is that
its genius is craved, even as it kills.

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