Random bits I stole from LHX
Because he said I could.



Familiar

a lot of people have been wondering where you have been
and
how come you havent been around in awhile

it makes us glad to see that you are still doing your thing

i hope it wasnt something that they said that made you not come around any more
if it was
i just want you to know that they didnt mean it

also
now that you are here
could you give me one of those massages?

and maybe if you have any watermelon?

you still look good

maybe a little worn down
but
we are all a little worn down


Loose Change

monitors
books
lights
signs
make the eyes numb

smoke
perfume
drugs
make the nose numb

sirens
music
voices
make the ears numb

plastic
metal
make the skin numb

sugar
salt
spice chemicals
make the tongue numb

but
this damn brain keeps on going


rats

the god ganesh was known to be able to get thru anything
he was often shown riding a rat
because
the rat is said to be able to chew its way thru any obstacle

throughout its life
the teeth of a rat never stop growing
which is one of the reasons that they are always chewing on something
-- no cavities --

Support

look
just because the universe wants you dead
it doesnt mean that you have to be worried

when you disappear
we will all wonder what happened to you
tho
it will only be for a short while

we will say
'i wonder what happened to (your name here)'
and
'has anybody heard from (your name here)'

and
eventually
we will move on to other things

other discussions

> while you are busy being not here

like that cool breeze on the hot day that come from who-knows-where
and
went to i-have-no-idea

or better yet
the breeze that came when you didnt even realize you could use a nice breeze

or maybe EVEN BETTER
the wind on a COLD day that is so bitterly cold it makes your face numb
and causes you to wonder about the nature of life
and leads you to more insight

regardless
i am getting carried away

the main points are
the universe wants you dead
but
we still love you
and
i could go on for hours with metaphors

even without food


the birth of an artist

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bedlam surrounded the artist before he even knew he could be an artist

all he knew was
1 - he seemed to be coming to his senses
2 - nobody seemed to have any idea what they were doing
and
3 - there was a big gun laying on the ground

as he bent down to look at the gun
he saw there was a note attached to it
the note read
'if you find this gun
use it'


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